Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.