A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.