Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.