A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.