A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool