If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.
The only thing some people do is get older.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.