Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.
Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.