A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.