A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.