A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.