A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.