Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.