Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.