A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.
Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.