A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
The most destructive criticism is indifference.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.