All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.