Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
A poem is no place for an idea.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.