A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.