The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.