A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.