When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A poem is no place for an idea.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.