At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.