Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.