If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.