When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.