When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

The only thing some people do is get older.

No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less