When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.