If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.
When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.
A thief believes everybody steals.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.