No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.