No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.