I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.