I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.

People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.