I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.