The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
No man's credit is ever as good as his money.
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.