There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.