When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.