So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
A thief believes everybody steals.
The only thing some people do is get older.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?