All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.
No man's credit is ever as good as his money.