A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

The only thing some people do is get older.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.