When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.