A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.