No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.