You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.
Some people never have anything except ideals.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.