If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.