If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.