There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.