There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.

In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression.