When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
E. W. HoweA loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
E. W. HoweRaising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.
E. W. Howe