There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

The only thing some people do is get older.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.