There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.