There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.