Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.