Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
E. W. HoweMost people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
E. W. HoweThe government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.
E. W. Howe