As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool