Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.