The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.