The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
The most destructive criticism is indifference.
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.