To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
A poem is no place for an idea.
No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.
When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.