When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.