Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.