Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.