If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.