If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
No man's credit is ever as good as his money.