Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.

When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.