Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

The most agreeable thing in life is worthy accomplishment. It is not possible that the idle tramp is as contented as the farmers along the road who own their own farms, and whose credit is good at the bank in town. When the tramps get together at night, they abuse the farmers, but do not get as much satisfaction out of it as do the farmers who abuse the tramps. The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.