Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.
We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.