When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
A thief believes everybody steals.
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.