A thief believes everybody steals.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.

If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression.