About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.