Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.

A thief believes everybody steals.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.