One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.