One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.

Some people never have anything except ideals.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.