When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.