Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.