The most destructive criticism is indifference.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.