If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
A thief believes everybody steals.
No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.
When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.