When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.