When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.

Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.