It is a matter of regret that many low, mean suspicions turn out to be well founded.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.