There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.