A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

No man's credit is ever as good as his money.