The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.