Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.