None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.