None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.