The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Some people never have anything except ideals.

No man has all the wisdom in the world; everyone has some.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.