Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.