Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.