He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?