Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.