Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.