Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.