An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.