Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.