No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.