The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.