Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.