No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.