Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.