Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.