He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.