Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.