Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.