Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.