This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.