Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.