To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.